haireas

Combination of the words "hair" and "areas." The areas in your home where most of the hair balls from your shedding dog seem to collect. These areas can be vacuumed one day and covered with hair again the very next morning.

Wife: Honey, can you vacuum the haireas today before the guests arrive?

by preadyoff September 10, 2009

Hairea

A portmanteau of "hairy" and "area"; an area on your body that is particularly hairy, but that you would probably prefer to have hairless. Such areas are a matter of personal preference.

I missed that hairea while I was shaving my legs this morning. I'll try harder next time.

by Georgia Peach 33 August 31, 2014

Hairgasm

When a person get's an orgasm just by touching another person's hair!

Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!

by SlopNChop January 29, 2017

hairesy

When you hair has committed crime against God

That hairstyle is so hairesy! Get the holy water!

by Pika June 4, 2016

hairgasm

What women in those goddamn Herbal Essences commercials have.

*woman is washing hair*
"Oh! OH! OH!!"
*hairgasm*

by tabbatsoli December 13, 2005

Hairers

The name for the group of people who openly question the legitimacy of Donald Trump's hair. Is it real? Is it a wig? Is there an alien living under there? Hairers do not believe his hair is real and demand he produce irrefutable evidence that it is - as he claims - his real hair.

Why hairers? It's modeled after the term "birthers" which is the charge that Trump is currently leading to question whether or not Obama was born a US citizen.

There's going to be a hairers rally this afternoon where people will be chanting and wearing wigs.

by TheDeeDub May 18, 2011

hairgasm

when you are touching someone's hair and they writhe with ecstacty almost sexual.

as i comb through her hair, she moans as if she is having a hairgasm

by bkfrogus August 7, 2012