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A portmanteau of "hairy" and "area"; an area on your body that is particularly hairy, but that you would probably prefer to have hairless. Such areas are a matter of personal preference.
I missed that hairea while I was shaving my legs this morning. I'll try harder next time.
Hairea by Georgia Peach 33 August 31, 2014
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A hairy area of the human body
Your Hairea smells bad, put on some deodorant.
His chest is a major Hairea

Also applies to other areas
Hairea by Andrew Potts March 1, 2006
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The area in and around one's hair.
"Dude, there's a bug in your hairea"
hairea by fnwk August 19, 2013

pubic hairea 

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail
I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying
pubic hairea by The REAL harry September 10, 2008

Pubic Hairea 

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail
I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying
Pubic Hairea by The REAL harry September 13, 2008

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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