Hairea

A portmanteau of "hairy" and "area"; an area on your body that is particularly hairy, but that you would probably prefer to have hairless. Such areas are a matter of personal preference.

I missed that hairea while I was shaving my legs this morning. I'll try harder next time.

by Georgia Peach 33 August 31, 2014

Hairea

A hairy area of the human body

Your Hairea smells bad, put on some deodorant.
His chest is a major Hairea

Also applies to other areas

by Andrew Potts March 1, 2006

hairea

The area in and around one's hair.

"Dude, there's a bug in your hairea"

by fnwk August 19, 2013

pubic hairea

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail

I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying

by The REAL harry September 10, 2008

Pubic Hairea

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail

I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying

by The REAL harry September 13, 2008

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem

THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

by Queef Richards March 10, 2018

silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

by ?fruit March 31, 2017