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A hairy area of the human body
Your Hairea smells bad, put on some deodorant.
His chest is a major Hairea

Also applies to other areas
Hairea by Andrew Potts March 1, 2006
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The area in and around one's hair.
"Dude, there's a bug in your hairea"
hairea by fnwk August 19, 2013

pubic hairea 

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail
I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying
pubic hairea by The REAL harry September 10, 2008

Pubic Hairea 

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail
I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying
Pubic Hairea by The REAL harry September 13, 2008

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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