Hairgasm

When a person get's an orgasm just by touching another person's hair!

Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!

by SlopNChop January 29, 2017

Hairgasm

A euphoric state of "hair high" induced by an unusually pleasing coif.

Jess: "Oooooohhh! Loving my hair. Is it possible that I'm having a hairgasm?!"

Man: "That girl's hair is so sexy! It's giving me a hairgasm!"

by i0error January 15, 2014

Hairgasm

The near orgasmic release felt when taking one's hair down from a ponytail or updo after several hours, sometimes accompanied by a bedgasm.

Last night I definitely had a hairgasm.

by mo1234 June 19, 2009

Hairgasm

You know you're having a hairgasm when you're feeling someone's hair and you realise you have been petting them for 10 minutes,
Hairgasms usually result from;
Shiny or soft hair,
Spiky or Styled hair,
or sometimes curly hair.

Jane:
"DUUUDEE Have you felt that kid Hunter's hair?!"

Bob:
"OH MY GOD YES IT'S ORGASMICLY SOFT!!"

Jane:
"No, bob, it's HAIRGASMIC!!"

Bob:
"Ohhh, righttt. ;)"

by HesterPrynne March 29, 2009

Hairgasm

The action of screaming while messing up your hair, with both hands, during a night out to get the required volumised indie style.

Teresa: "Look at that Chav, her hair is so flat"

Niamh: "She definitely needs a hairgasm"

by Niamh Clarke and Teresa Walsh December 09, 2008

hairgasm

What women in those goddamn Herbal Essences commercials have.

*woman is washing hair*
"Oh! OH! OH!!"
*hairgasm*

by tabbatsoli December 12, 2005

hairgasm

when you are touching someone's hair and they writhe with ecstacty almost sexual.

as i comb through her hair, she moans as if she is having a hairgasm

by bkfrogus August 07, 2012