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The act of squirming or flailing around in bed. Most commonly carried out upon awakening, but can last all day if the conditions are appropriate. Keeps at it's best when accompanied by the right music and/or snacks and/or wingman. Best accompanied by all three.
fuck it all, let's just writhe today

writhed all morning, let's writhe some more
writhe by Maxine Vega September 22, 2011
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A. The best Ret Paladin on the server of Dethecus in World of Warcraft.
B. Suck Spec Officer of Rest in Pieces
Did you see Writhe just kill both of those guys in S3 gear? Damn.
Writhe by Deunan March 11, 2008
A. The best Ret Paladin on the server of Dethecus in World of Warcraft.
B. Suck Spec Officer of Rest in Pieces
Did you see Writhe just kill both of those guys in S3 gear? Damn.
Writhe by Deunan March 11, 2008

writhe in pleasure 

the action performed after experiencing pleasure so great that nothing but convulsions of the body can suffice to express the delight

antonym - writhe in pain
After taking a shower on a cold morning I jumped naked in my still warm bed and proceeded to writhe in pleasure.
writhe in pleasure by mooselips December 16, 2008

I write sins not tragedies 

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.
Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

Written in the chips 

If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.

However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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