hairesy 

When you hair has committed crime against God

That hairstyle is so hairesy! Get the holy water!

hairesy by Pika June 4, 2016

Hairess

To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.

"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday

Hairess by tee mag February 19, 2010

Hairest 

An extremely hairy chest. A word from combining the word hairy with chest. Usually used as a term of disgust.

Susan: "So...I heard you and Bob went to the beach on Sunday. Romantic I suppose?"
Ingrid: "Ha! Well it was until he took of his shirt. The man's got a hairest so bad you don't even want to look at him, let alone touch him!"

Hairest by Ingrid Hanson October 30, 2007

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever 

The Armenians. Dose lil queers that likes to get their shits pushed in.

i hate the fuckin hairy fuckfaces i see in glendale. these are the hairest fuckfaces ever. imma start a revolution. i call you when im a hero to many and famous.

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever by GENOCIDE 2005 February 14, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004