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To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.
"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday
Hairess by tee mag February 19, 2010
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An extremely hairy chest. A word from combining the word hairy with chest. Usually used as a term of disgust.
Susan: "So...I heard you and Bob went to the beach on Sunday. Romantic I suppose?"
Ingrid: "Ha! Well it was until he took of his shirt. The man's got a hairest so bad you don't even want to look at him, let alone touch him!"
Hairest by Ingrid Hanson October 30, 2007

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever 

The Armenians. Dose lil queers that likes to get their shits pushed in.
i hate the fuckin hairy fuckfaces i see in glendale. these are the hairest fuckfaces ever. imma start a revolution. i call you when im a hero to many and famous.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026