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When you hair has committed crime against God

That hairstyle is so hairesy! Get the holy water!

hairesy by Pika June 4, 2016

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Hairess

To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.

"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday

Hairess by tee mag February 19, 2010

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Hairest

An extremely hairy chest. A word from combining the word hairy with chest. Usually used as a term of disgust.

Susan: "So...I heard you and Bob went to the beach on Sunday. Romantic I suppose?"
Ingrid: "Ha! Well it was until he took of his shirt. The man's got a hairest so bad you don't even want to look at him, let alone touch him!"

Hairest by Ingrid Hanson October 30, 2007

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Hairest Fuckfaces Ever

The Armenians. Dose lil queers that likes to get their shits pushed in.

i hate the fuckin hairy fuckfaces i see in glendale. these are the hairest fuckfaces ever. imma start a revolution. i call you when im a hero to many and famous.

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever by GENOCIDE 2005 February 14, 2005

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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