hairesy 

When you hair has committed crime against God

That hairstyle is so hairesy! Get the holy water!

hairesy by Pika June 4, 2016

Hairess

To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.

"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday

Hairess by tee mag February 19, 2010

Hairest 

An extremely hairy chest. A word from combining the word hairy with chest. Usually used as a term of disgust.

Susan: "So...I heard you and Bob went to the beach on Sunday. Romantic I suppose?"
Ingrid: "Ha! Well it was until he took of his shirt. The man's got a hairest so bad you don't even want to look at him, let alone touch him!"

Hairest by Ingrid Hanson October 30, 2007

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever 

The Armenians. Dose lil queers that likes to get their shits pushed in.

i hate the fuckin hairy fuckfaces i see in glendale. these are the hairest fuckfaces ever. imma start a revolution. i call you when im a hero to many and famous.

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever by GENOCIDE 2005 February 14, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019