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hairaster 

A disastrous hairstyle normally due to a tragic trip to a hair salon. This could be due to lack of experience on the stylists' behalf or a customer insisting to have a certain cut but not being aware that it doesn't suite their appearance. A hairaster could be known to the individual (who will normally try to hide the said disaster) or the individual could be completely ignorant of the ensuing eyesore.

Other possible methods of obtaining a hairaster are: having a bad bad hair day, waking up late with no time to get ready, or a poor choice of "taking a risk."

Normally your friends won't even mention the extreme change in hair lifestyle, but will openly discuss it not in your presence. It is also mandatory of your friends to take pictures and send to other friends in order to both warn them and give them an opportunity to think of something whitty.
Hey Janie, did you get that picture of Annette's hair I sent you? OMG yes, total hairaster!!!
hairaster by chemist de grey July 27, 2010
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hairsies 

Magical bush love. No judgment, just pure hippy pube love.
Only the Velcro magic of pubic entanglement could satisfy the Aborigines. Crocodile Dundee obliged the hairsies fest with his velvet fro from down under. The bush on bush in the bush was...bushy.
hairsies by bushmaster frojo September 18, 2013

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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Gayborhood 

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"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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