Hairspert

An expert of hair, someone who knows all the latest styles and trends.

Gaz: Your hair looks great
Tom: Thanks, but what do you expect? I am a hairspert after all.

Hairspert by MrChandlerB February 18, 2010

Hairspray Queen

One (usually female) who tries to constantly stay in fashion and uses a substantial amount of hairspray to do so.

Beth is Such a Hairspray Queen

"Morning rays, Hairspray Queens get on their way to their nests, the west."

Hairspray Queen by Dibbles May 27, 2008

Hairspray

The movie by New Line Cinema, released on July 20, 2007, based on the Broadway Music by Mark Shaiman and Scott Whitman IN TURN based on the 1988 film by John Waters, about chubby teen Tracey Turnblad, who helps integrate a dance show known as THE CORNY COLLINS DANCE SHOW.
Nikki Blonsky, Amanda Bynes, Zac Efron,Michelle Pfeiffer},John Travolta, Christopher Walken,[Queen Latifah}, and others are in it. A fun show. Favorite supporting chaarcter is Amanda Bynes'[s Penny Pingleton IMO.

1st. Guy: "Hey, it's "Hairspray". Who's your favorite girl? I ove Tracy".

Me:"Penny Pingleton"

Other guy:"Amber Von Tussle"The VILLIAN! But then she's a [blonde, and we all know that blondes have more 'fun".

Hairspray by ESSJAY May 24, 2009

hairspray

Great Broadway Musical Now Running at the Neil Simon Theatre in NYC!!

It takes place in Baltimore in the 1960s and has to do with racial issues and other 60s stuff

Based on the film made by John Waters

IT'S A GREAT MUSICAL!!!!

My Favorite song is "Without Love"

hairspray by Bryan February 8, 2005

hairspray curl 

a curl that is sprayed liberally with "hairspray", which may or may not actually be spray adhesive. it doesn't move. it scares small children. is generally found upon the head of a Jennifer, and decorated by an obnoxious hair clip.

Look! Is that a squirrel on the back of her head? No, it's just a hairspray curl. Ew...

hairspray curl by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009

hairspray breakdown 

Where you inhale some hairspray accidently . Go on a rampage around camberly then you get home get really sad like . you end up hating everyone and everything , you get all deppresed , you think everyone hates you and you rip up pictures . the moral of the story ? Dont do hairspray XD

Person 1 : why'd you rip up them pictures ?

person 2 : i was having a bit of a hairspray breakdown ....

hairspray breakdown by luucy. January 9, 2009

hairshirting 

The shallow regimen of feigned, token suffering and "paying your dues" that is disgracefully required of already perfectly-talented newcomers by petty, candle-snuffing incumbents who control some particular bottleneck industry.

The term derives from the arcane, masochistic practice of wearing of an incredibly itchy and uncomfortable shirt woven out of human hair, all in the cause of feigning one's humility and penitence for the benefit of some petty religious rulership.

"Yeah, I could've been published years earlier, but none of the agents and publishers would allow it until I went through their life-crushing, byzantine gauntlet of ass-kissing and hairshirting."

hairshirting by C'est Logique September 25, 2011