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hair trigger 

Friend 1: Where's Sara?
Friend 2: She's in Nate's room
Friend 1: Oh, she won't be long. That boy's got a hair trigger
hair trigger by GHB June 21, 2006

hair trigger 

when I hit her hair trigger, she went off immediately
hair trigger by otisb June 8, 2010

Hair trigger 

Basically a fucking nigger. It’s the word you use to call a nigger a nigger when in polite company.
Farther: Look at that fucking fat slag over there with that dirty hair trigger, he must fucking stink.

Six year old daughter: She’s obviously got no respect for herself, has she papa?

Father: No sweetheart she hasn’t, no respect for herself at all.
Hair trigger by Dannytheboydog February 20, 2025

hair-trigger shitter 

You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.
You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.
hair-trigger shitter by goq2 September 16, 2007

Hair Trigger Flush 

When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.
Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
Hair Trigger Flush by calvinke April 2, 2010

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.
"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.