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hagumi kitazawa 

adorable genderbent ed sheeran. she is the bassist for the hit band hello happy world and is voiced by Yuri Yoshida :DD
Girl 1: look its hagumi kitazawa!
Boy 1: wtf its genderbent ed Sheeran...
Harumi is a person that is hard to get along with. It takes awhile, but she will soon warm up to you. Harumi is very serious but once you get to know her she becomes more and more outgoing. She loves animals and cares very much for people. She always puts people's needs before herself's. Harumi is a good friend to have.
A BEST FRIEND IS A HARUMI
Harumi by heyyyitsflower April 15, 2017
1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.
1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!
Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010

Harumi Nemoto 

Best Japanese Gravure Idol ever. Huge tits, great body, pretty face - what more do you want?
Harumi Nemoto couldn't look bad if she tried.
Harumi Nemoto by Imnothim October 22, 2007

keito hasumi 

Best man to ever exist, if someone uses keito hasumi to describe you it means you're very hot sexy and they wanna lick your toes.
My gosh you look so Keito Hasumi today, I could take a bite out of you *drool*
keito hasumi by lead ☆ August 31, 2021
An actual QUEEN. From LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. Lots of people ship her with Lloyd, and it actually was a thing in the series, and she turned out to be the show’s best villain in a while.
Normie: Who’s your favorite Ninjago character?
Me: Harumi.
Normie: BUT SHES A VILLAIN
Me: that’s why I love her
Harumi by Flatblok71 October 19, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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