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Irish Origin.

When an adult male wraps his towel high on his torso after showering. Covering his nipples yet exposing his testicles.
Mike was walking around with a high towel at the gym, he's such a Sheeran.
by Truckie006 August 18, 2013
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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The dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet, she’s trying her best but it’s still pretty bad
Person 1: did Sheeran really just misspell the word β€œthe”?

Person 2: why are you surprised by that?
by Charlie browns cousin October 05, 2019
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