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Haguia is the prettiest girl that I've ever seen in my entire life. She is unique, kind, smart and diligent. She's the very first girl I love genuinely until now even years have passed. She was my figure of motivation and the reason that changed me from the worst to a better person. Although we may not see each other, I still hope that in the next lifetime we will cross our paths each other. I still have many things I wanted to tell her but it is way too late, so it is what it is.
Haguia is the only one who made me mad crazy!
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A woman 50+ who picks up men in their 30s. Like a cougar, but even older.
Did Steve really go home with that haguar?
haguar by maurice-nyc February 2, 2008
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Hagia Sophia 

A Cathedral built from 532-537 AD in Istanbul, Turkey. Was originally a Christian church, but was later turned into a mosque. Now it is a museum;( one of two that are the most popular in Turkey ) and it is the fourth largest cathedral in the world.
Did you know that the Hagia Sophia was built in Turkey?
Hagia Sophia by Sando15 May 6, 2012
A handsome man born from the depths of the jungle, although he was probably raised by monkeys and wolves he is a very sweet man. When his head is not all the way up his ass he can be generous and charming. He is a great dancer and had the body of an ox that you wanna fuck. Too bad he’s an ace
“Oh you know Hagui”
“Yes! They call him big dick Stanton!”
Hagui by GColesucksass November 22, 2021
A haguat is a big fish you catch, sometimes preforming the fish suck when caught in your boat, this can be used to describe a big fish/ big person
Dominic is a haguat, he’s like 6”7”
Haguat by Sully the Godd August 27, 2019
a man made of hagu or crap
you act like a haguman sometimes.

you suck haguman.

you smell like a haguman.

you are a haguman.

hagumans are shit.

haguman don't rock.

haguman.

haguman.

haguman.
haguman by himel January 5, 2008
Noun, an older and undeniably unattractive evolution of the cougar. Marked by excessive drunkenness and a distinct lack of class.
"Hey those nasty old women are eyein' you man, got a couplea Haguars on your tail."

"Jane looks great at 45 but her haguar of an older sister still thinks she can dress like she's 20"
Haguar by madjack mcmad December 30, 2008
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