Hagui

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A handsome man born from the depths of the jungle, although he was probably raised by monkeys and wolves he is a very sweet man. When his head is not all the way up his ass he can be generous and charming. He is a great dancer and had the body of an ox that you wanna fuck. Too bad he’s an ace

“Oh you know Hagui”
“Yes! They call him big dick Stanton!”

Hagui by GColesucksass November 22, 2021

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n00beus Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

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Hagui • Haguia • HAGUIAR • Haguin • Haggis • Hagrid • Hagfish • hagi • hagging • haggin

The Instant Hagrid

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

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hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

hagiography by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007

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higuise

Swaggy way to say "hi, guys", usually used by cool kids

DeVonte: "Higuise" (whispering)
Ted, Mike and Nicole: "Hey DeVonte"

higuise by emoneyduards March 27, 2013

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Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

Raped by Hagrid by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

hagvilia curse

a cause of bad luck, trouble and unhappiness

Olivia Wilde was seen with Harry Styles like a week ago and TPWK music video tanked harder than titanic. The hagvilia curse is real.

hagvilia curse by dbowieflop June 8, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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