Hagui

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A handsome man born from the depths of the jungle, although he was probably raised by monkeys and wolves he is a very sweet man. When his head is not all the way up his ass he can be generous and charming. He is a great dancer and had the body of an ox that you wanna fuck. Too bad he’s an ace

“Oh you know Hagui”
“Yes! They call him big dick Stanton!”

Hagui by GColesucksass November 22, 2021

Words you can keep

n00beus Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

Related Words

Hagui • Haguia • HAGUIAR • Haguin • Haggis • Hagrid • Hagfish • hagi • hagging • haggin

The Instant Hagrid

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

hagiography by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007

higuise

Swaggy way to say "hi, guys", usually used by cool kids

DeVonte: "Higuise" (whispering)
Ted, Mike and Nicole: "Hey DeVonte"

higuise by emoneyduards March 27, 2013

Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

Raped by Hagrid by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

hagvilia curse

a cause of bad luck, trouble and unhappiness

Olivia Wilde was seen with Harry Styles like a week ago and TPWK music video tanked harder than titanic. The hagvilia curse is real.

hagvilia curse by dbowieflop June 8, 2021

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026