A handsome man born from the depths of the jungle, although he was probably raised by monkeys and wolves he is a very sweet man. When his head is not all the way up his ass he can be generous and charming. He is a great dancer and had the body of an ox that you wanna fuck. Too bad he’s an ace
by GColesucksass November 22, 2021
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Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
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She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
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