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1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.
1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!
Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010
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keito hasumi 

Best man to ever exist, if someone uses keito hasumi to describe you it means you're very hot sexy and they wanna lick your toes.
My gosh you look so Keito Hasumi today, I could take a bite out of you *drool*
keito hasumi by lead ☆ August 31, 2021
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Harumi is a person that is hard to get along with. It takes awhile, but she will soon warm up to you. Harumi is very serious but once you get to know her she becomes more and more outgoing. She loves animals and cares very much for people. She always puts people's needs before herself's. Harumi is a good friend to have.
A BEST FRIEND IS A HARUMI
Harumi by heyyyitsflower April 15, 2017
A beautiful unique girl who is incredibly fun and wise.

loud and has a lot of spunk. Girls wanna be her, guys wanna have her. often immitated, but never replaced.

an honest and loving person who isnt afraid to speak the truth.

A girl who knows what she wants and get what she wants.

Very Outspoken and Friendly at the same time
She's gotta be a hasmin girl
Hasmin by click_has February 4, 2010

hashmita 

The most beautiful girl in the world and are very nice best friends. Will lighten up everyone's mood. Has the prettiest smile on their face. Greats artists! Very outgoing and fun. She can be very cool , but don't mess with them.
Hashmita is such a great artist!
hashmita by anonymous June 2, 2021

Harumi Nemoto 

Best Japanese Gravure Idol ever. Huge tits, great body, pretty face - what more do you want?
Harumi Nemoto couldn't look bad if she tried.
Harumi Nemoto by Imnothim October 22, 2007
An actual QUEEN. From LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. Lots of people ship her with Lloyd, and it actually was a thing in the series, and she turned out to be the show’s best villain in a while.
Normie: Who’s your favorite Ninjago character?
Me: Harumi.
Normie: BUT SHES A VILLAIN
Me: that’s why I love her
Harumi by Flatblok71 October 19, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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