haegler 

extremely large toe nails used for masturbating

earl has haegler

haegler by habey October 25, 2011

hangler

Loose , saggy vaginal lips ." Outties".Possibly genetic, too much sex with large black men, too many children, double (or triple ) penetration or from living life like a cocaine fueled nymphomaniacal whore-bag.

"Oh my , Valerie sure could use a tuck down there, her Hangler was seen by all at the pool party."

hangler by ranoverray May 13, 2015

haeger 

Its when a girl gives a blowjob and during the act, sneaks her finger into the guy's butthole

This hot chick was blowing me but she decided to give me a haeger, and I jumped up, cutting my dick on her teeth

haeger by Dr. Harris Isbell April 13, 2009

crap-haggler 

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.

crap-haggler by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006

dick haggler 

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

dick haggler by nicheh October 17, 2013

Haggler 

A worthless broke piece of shit who tries to get something for nothing.

Haggler: "I wanna back piece fo 60 dollahs"

After arguing for several hours over the price the Haggler finally agreed to pay.

Haggler by MaliciaZintent February 24, 2009

Goy haggler

A goy haggler is a non-jewish person who attempts to bargain with a Jew.

The yard sale last week had like three goy hagglers.

Did you budge?

Hell no. I’m faithful to a proud heritage.

Goy haggler by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023