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hangler
Loose , saggy vaginal lips ." Outties".Possibly genetic, too much sex with large black men, too many children, double (or triple ) penetration or from living life like a cocaine fueled nymphomaniacal whore-bag.
hangler by ranoverray May 13, 2015
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haeger
This hot chick was blowing me but she decided to give me a haeger, and I jumped up, cutting my dick on her teeth
haeger by Dr. Harris Isbell April 13, 2009
crap-haggler
Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.
crap-haggler by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006
dick haggler
A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.
Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.
dick haggler by nicheh October 17, 2013
Haggler
Haggler: "I wanna back piece fo 60 dollahs"
After arguing for several hours over the price the Haggler finally agreed to pay.
After arguing for several hours over the price the Haggler finally agreed to pay.
Haggler by MaliciaZintent February 24, 2009
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