Hagler

The drunken asshole who always claims to be less inebriated than he really is. Buckteeth, glasses, and bears a striking resemblance to Chicken Little.

Bro, im not even that drunk

Dude, you're clearly Haggie wasted

Bro, I wanna go two steppin with some hot gurl
Bro, you're a country fuck with buck teeth... you're being a Hagler

Hagler by WallDroppings December 25, 2014

Fuck that nigga Dr. Hagler

For use by black folks only. If you have a teacher you don't like instead of saying Dr. Hagler use your teacher's name

Antonio: "You goin to Dr. Hagler's class?"
James: "Man, Fuck that nigga Dr. Hagler."
Antonio: "Aight"

Fuck that nigga Dr. Hagler by Gran Turismo Freak March 21, 2005

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Ass Haller

Someone who halls ass.

Bob Barker is sure an ass haller!

Ass Haller by Freshboi87 October 29, 2018

Haylered 

Meaning you have been done over, mugged off, tucked up or royally shafted.

Will Hayler has particularly dirty perpetual habit of mugging people off, ripping them off and generally tucking people up, so much so that the phrase "You've been Haylered" was born - meaning that you now join the long list of people Will has professionally and personally mugged off. Don't worry you aren't alone. (The phrase is now common parlance in the south-west of England.)

Haylered by willsawanker May 15, 2018

Heavy Hauler 

The most advanced sandwich ever created. Each contains enough calories to sustain a small nation for a decade. Found at the Truckstop in Mount Morris PA.

Jimmy "The Dream" Rhodes once destroyed 4 Heavy Haulers in one fell swoop.

Heavy Hauler by The Number 1 Contender April 14, 2010

Hagger 

A medieval nickname for someone who was thought to be wild or untamed.

Hagger comes from the French word for hedge, implying something undisclosed, with no boundaries, hence wild or untamed.

You can't contain a Hagger.
That person's a bit Hagger.

Hagger by stefflington November 4, 2018