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The drunken asshole who always claims to be less inebriated than he really is. Buckteeth, glasses, and bears a striking resemblance to Chicken Little.
Bro, im not even that drunk

Dude, you're clearly Haggie wasted

Bro, I wanna go two steppin with some hot gurl
Bro, you're a country fuck with buck teeth... you're being a Hagler
by WallDroppings December 25, 2014
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