Earl

The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.

"Have you seen Earl and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."

by wintersolstice March 29, 2009

Earl

a sexy man

OMG that guy is such an Earl.

by jamamma January 30, 2009

Earl

The hood slang word for "oil".

"Hey, can I get an earl change?" "My car needs some earl"

by Earlchange January 8, 2014

Earl

Hot as fuck and a sexy body.

If you find Earl don't let go.

by In the pu**y August 14, 2016

Earl

Earl is an English title given to noble men. An earl is above a viscount and below a Marquis

The young Earl has ordered his servants to dispose of the old rug.

by Param2002 August 31, 2015

earl

the coolest ninja ever

that earl is tight!!!

by efhcieslce/w' March 8, 2008

Earl

Hot as fuck and a sexy body.

If you find Earl don't let go.

by In the pu**y August 14, 2016