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Reffering to a person that is perpetually on another person's nuts. ie "jocking" them
Sarah's such a haggler! She's always all over that group.
haggler by Thats hot January 23, 2005
Asian sales staff trying to pass of discontinued products at full price so they can pay for medical college.

Also see medic.
Man, those chumps on tottenham court road are a bunch of hagglers.
haggler by K December 17, 2004

crap-haggler 

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.
crap-haggler by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006

dick haggler 

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.
Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.
dick haggler by nicheh October 17, 2013

Slag Haggler

A smarmy geezer who barters his way round a room of garanteed fucks quarter hourly! "Slag Haggler"
"My buddy did a real hottie last night I wanted that so bad...and then her four girlfriends. That fuckers left me nothing to boink. Gutty cunt is such a slag haggler!

Poon Haggler 

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men
The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler
Poon Haggler by tankbanger November 15, 2012
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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