hoegler 

Short,retarded hairy gnome that lives in Sherwood forest.

Look at that hoegler standing beside that tree.

hoegler by stack41 November 6, 2007

hoegerlasmonique 

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.

Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?

hoegerlasmonique by Cawkz November 25, 2009

Hooglery 

Good natured (?criminal) activity, e.g if you are at a festival, you good-naturedly remove the "Rubbish Point" sign from near the garbage point and then place it proximate to the tent / caravan of the person(s) you wish to get into a bit of a bate. There's no particular malice involved, but if Hunter Thompson was doing it then it might look as if there were. A hoogler is one who commits the hooglery, the hoogled is he / she / parsnip who is the victim of the hooglery.

A co-worker wasn't best pleased about having his default MSN avatar replaced with a picture of Dale Winton. He suspected HOOGLERY had occurred.

Hooglery by Ollie The Sandcastle August 24, 2006

Hoehlered 

1.) To be cornered and inconvenienced by your boss for an extremely long time for an "urgent" matter
2.) To be stuck on a phone call for hours on end with your boss when in fact all he wanted to know was if you were available to meet the next day to get Hoehlered... again
3.) To take it up the ass hard from your boss

I was on my way to the bar but then I got Hoehlered for three hours and was stuck drinking four shots in a row to play catch up.

After being Hoehlered I drank heavily and ended up rolling down the wheelchair ramp at the Pink Taco.

Hoehlered by An unfortunate victim June 25, 2008

Hoegger 

A concatenation of Hoe and Hugger. Someone that you don’t know well that casually hugs you without any respect or understanding that hugging is an act of familiarity and intimacy.

That hippie dude is a total Hoegger...he hugs everyone just to cope a feel.

Hoegger by vermontmann April 23, 2011

hongler 

A homeless person that goes around sucking the water out of dirty sprinkler heads

Bruh last night I saw a hongler in my backyard.

hongler by Happysnackers February 27, 2018

Hoeler 

Someone who is a virgin.

Someone who looks at fine ass bitches at fiestas, but in reality will never get laid.

The last one you ever wanna be in life is a hoeler.

Hoeler by billy the kid23 October 16, 2009