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hoegerlasmonique 

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.
Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?
hoegerlasmonique by Cawkz November 25, 2009
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Hooglery 

Good natured (?criminal) activity, e.g if you are at a festival, you good-naturedly remove the "Rubbish Point" sign from near the garbage point and then place it proximate to the tent / caravan of the person(s) you wish to get into a bit of a bate. There's no particular malice involved, but if Hunter Thompson was doing it then it might look as if there were. A hoogler is one who commits the hooglery, the hoogled is he / she / parsnip who is the victim of the hooglery.
A co-worker wasn't best pleased about having his default MSN avatar replaced with a picture of Dale Winton. He suspected HOOGLERY had occurred.
Hooglery by Ollie The Sandcastle August 24, 2006

Hoehlered 

1.) To be cornered and inconvenienced by your boss for an extremely long time for an "urgent" matter
2.) To be stuck on a phone call for hours on end with your boss when in fact all he wanted to know was if you were available to meet the next day to get Hoehlered... again
3.) To take it up the ass hard from your boss
I was on my way to the bar but then I got Hoehlered for three hours and was stuck drinking four shots in a row to play catch up.

After being Hoehlered I drank heavily and ended up rolling down the wheelchair ramp at the Pink Taco.
A concatenation of Hoe and Hugger. Someone that you don’t know well that casually hugs you without any respect or understanding that hugging is an act of familiarity and intimacy.
That hippie dude is a total Hoegger...he hugs everyone just to cope a feel.
Hoegger by vermontmann April 23, 2011
A homeless person that goes around sucking the water out of dirty sprinkler heads
Bruh last night I saw a hongler in my backyard.
hongler by Happysnackers February 27, 2018
Someone who is a virgin.

Someone who looks at fine ass bitches at fiestas, but in reality will never get laid.
The last one you ever wanna be in life is a hoeler.
Hoeler by billy the kid23 October 16, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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