Hargler 

An individual, usually on social media platforms (such as discord or reddit) , that texts a lot in one message or more ( also usually engages in debates ) but is too lazy to do anything else that is objectively easier.

In other words, a hypocrite writer.

Shortened version: Harg

This guy just replied with a whole fucking essay in one message but is too lazy to call me, what a Hargler/Harg!

Hargler by Hargler March 9, 2024

Hargler 

An individual, usually on social media platforms (such as discord or reddit) , that texts a lot in one message or more ( also usually engages in debates ) but is also too lazy to do anything else that is objectively easier.

In other words, a hypocrite writer.

Shortened version: Harg

bro you just replied with a whole essay in one message, but you are too lazy to call me, you are such a hargler.

Hargler by Hargler March 9, 2024

hangler

Loose , saggy vaginal lips ." Outties".Possibly genetic, too much sex with large black men, too many children, double (or triple ) penetration or from living life like a cocaine fueled nymphomaniacal whore-bag.

"Oh my , Valerie sure could use a tuck down there, her Hangler was seen by all at the pool party."

hangler by ranoverray May 13, 2015

crap-haggler 

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.

crap-haggler by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006

andy harglesis

an internet famous online user who started as a troll/spammer under the name "13andincrediblycut" on youtube; made his mark on bodybuilding videos as an annoying kid who always brags about his "lifts" and how much he could lift. also known by other troll names online, and has a knack for getting anyone's attention online.

"andy harglesis is a stupid spammer and troll"

"andy harglesis always trolls bodybuilding/powerlifting videos"

"andy harglesis is related to steroidsr4losers group"

andy harglesis by wilkosstevesucksss111 August 26, 2013

dick haggler 

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

dick haggler by nicheh October 17, 2013

Haggler 

A worthless broke piece of shit who tries to get something for nothing.

Haggler: "I wanna back piece fo 60 dollahs"

After arguing for several hours over the price the Haggler finally agreed to pay.

Haggler by MaliciaZintent February 24, 2009