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Humberto is a portuguese and spanish masculine given name of germanic origin. In german the meaning of the name is Big; bright. In other Terms: One hot mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick. Dominant and leader Psychotic in bed, thats why they named a hurricane after him. Loyal and faithful when it comes to love. Bipolar at times. Lovie dovie and passionately loves to love and flirt alot. Super Romantic when in a relationship and stubborn sometimes.
Damn that dude is Humberto, ain't he? That guy is fuckin crazy and fine.
by Super seductive January 26, 2017
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A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.
Woman : Ahhh that man stole my purse ?

Humberto: I'll get him!
Woman: Why,Humberto,you saved the day!
by i<3humbertoes January 19, 2012
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A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.
Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!
by Celeste Smith August 23, 2008
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Humberto is a very strange creature, he is not to easy to find but when you do you can’t get rid of him. He will drown you with nice words, and appreciate you greatly although that means he will become completely and utterly obsessed with you (it’s okay though). Despite that he’s a very great person, kind, pretty good looking (although he states otherwise), smart (not in chemistry), outgoing, funny (sometimes), and a little weird at times. He is also a very great sleeper who snores ALL NIGHT LONG, that too he denies however. He is not very good at rhymes, and farts throughout the day, but all in all he is still a special person and I love him!
-“what’s that awful sound?”
-“Oh it’s just Humberto sleeping”

-“Is that Jessie with Neyra?”
-“No you crack, that’s Humberto :)”
by Jimmyyy654 March 04, 2019
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A male with a certain mental issue causing him to make orgasmic sounds at random, unexpected moments. This is mainly caused by the sight of sexual intercourse at a very early age, also resulting in seizures. A cure has not been found yet, but it has been said to be removed by cutting the penis, although it is a very painful process it can be done.
oh no... it's an Humberto, get away before he rapes you!
by Dr.Friedrich Theodore November 05, 2008
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King and ruler of the people of Nicaruagua. Also Dictator who eats his boogers and smells howling monkey balls. Wears his cermonial wardrobe and gets coke points from, the trash from his Aunt who dives in garbage cans. Also known as Don Burto. DOn Burto is a graduate from Processor University and has flung poop everywhere.
Hi im Humberto and I'M RICH BITCH I own the whole country so say hello to my little friend Eduardo. He is my servant.
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