3 definitions by Paco Sánchez
To scream at a group of people from a moving car. Followed by a quick getaway only if any member of the forementioned crowd has access to a car. This maneuver is preferrably executed at night to minimize the chances of your identity being discovered. Many times directed toward homless tramps, skanks, and posers. The object simply being to scare the shit out of any unsuspecting person who must taste the brunt of your wrath. Does not have to be a coherent word - it can be any form of loud noise as well, such as an airhorn. Accompanied nicely by firing an airsoft gun at potential victims simultaneously.
Last night I snaggled Ed the juggling hobo as he was about to enter his camp. I think he sharted when he hit the ground, thinking it was the cops.
by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006
An overtly loud, rather large, heavily intoxicated female, often found at large social gatherings such as parties, that will stop at nothing to get in a guy's pants; the classic fat party hoe that tries to rape you and all your friends after only one drink, exposing her true motives. Often times forces herself on small, weak, defenseless males, too timid to resist the heaving rolls of doom. Gives the gift that keeps on giving.
Steve: Dude, poor Chris. Last night at his party he passed out and got violated by Monica.
Marco: Oh shit! That could've been me. Sean had to fight off that fat slut with a chair. Luckily he yelled, "Twinkies!" and she waddled away into the kitchen.
Chris: Goddamn fat hackley bitch!
Marco: Oh shit! That could've been me. Sean had to fight off that fat slut with a chair. Luckily he yelled, "Twinkies!" and she waddled away into the kitchen.
Chris: Goddamn fat hackley bitch!
by Paco Sánchez January 1, 2007
Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.
by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006