hablinski

An obnoxious Candian Jew that acts with stereotypical white boy swag, and is more fake than the entire body of Bruce Jenner.

*A person that everyone hates walks into a room* "Damn it!" "Who invited a Hablinski?"

by Anonymous CTS October 13, 2015

Jablinskied

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

by bstujm June 27, 2019

Jablinskified

Jack blacks online ID is jablisnkigames so a popular wide term Saying is get Jablinskified when you kill someone in a game. Popularised by Scameron (Mr moo moo and the OCE bombers)

Get Jablinskified you console pleb

by Will_Benyeet December 27, 2019

Helinski Situation

When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the mistake as an argument against them.

Person one: Ew, Britney Spears.
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!

by I'mrighto June 27, 2009

Jablinski

The sexiest and most experienced gamer ever to exist.

Can also be used as a synonym for beast.

Judge: *To prosecutor* State your case.
Prosecutor: Mr. Timothy is here because he talked profanities about Jablinski. Would you like me to read some of them?
Judge: Go ahead.
Prosecutor: Ehm, "Jablinski is a trash YouTuber and an even more trash gamer"
Judge: Thank you. I find Mr. Timothy guilty, and sentence him to death.
Mr. Timothy: Wait wh-

Girl 1: Wow, I love Mark, he's so nice and he like defends everyone!
Girl 2: Ikr, he's such a jablinski.

by big_benis_nibba July 24, 2019

Halinskied

When you get fucked over.(in the military)

Ammo is going to be here at 1030.... man it is almost 1400 and still no ammo, we just got HALINSKIED!

by Frank from walmart January 4, 2010

Jablinskied

When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.

Dave-o totally jablinskied me on that $10 -- that dude's poor.

by D. Biddy December 9, 2008