Jablinski

The sexiest and most experienced gamer ever to exist.

Can also be used as a synonym for beast.

Judge: *To prosecutor* State your case.
Prosecutor: Mr. Timothy is here because he talked profanities about Jablinski. Would you like me to read some of them?
Judge: Go ahead.
Prosecutor: Ehm, "Jablinski is a trash YouTuber and an even more trash gamer"
Judge: Thank you. I find Mr. Timothy guilty, and sentence him to death.
Mr. Timothy: Wait wh-

Girl 1: Wow, I love Mark, he's so nice and he like defends everyone!
Girl 2: Ikr, he's such a jablinski.

by big_benis_nibba July 24, 2019

Jablinski

(Adj)Something totally absurd.

(Adj)Something that cant be done (or hasn’t been done.
(Verb) Doing something impossible,(having no reason to do it knowing that you’re going to fail).

“Johns going to try to jump over that building”
“That’s total jablinski.”
(Or) “He knows it’s jablinski.”

by ShaydeeYer June 15, 2019

Jablinskied

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

by bstujm June 27, 2019

Jablinskified

Jack blacks online ID is jablisnkigames so a popular wide term Saying is get Jablinskified when you kill someone in a game. Popularised by Scameron (Mr moo moo and the OCE bombers)

Get Jablinskified you console pleb

by Will_Benyeet December 27, 2019

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

by moahmar March 21, 2012

Hector Jablinowski

This might seem like a name, but it is actually a high-tech acronym (however, nobody is allowed to tell anyone what it stands for as it lays a surprise for the unwilling) Derived from Hectorverantia and sponsored by Louiza.

YO BRUV YOU SEEN THAT HECTOR JABLINOWSKI DOWN THE STREET INIT FAM

by use code fucking xen June 17, 2019

Jablinskied

When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.

Dave-o totally jablinskied me on that $10 -- that dude's poor.

by D. Biddy December 9, 2008