Jablinskied

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

by bstujm June 27, 2019

Jablinskied

When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.

Dave-o totally jablinskied me on that $10 -- that dude's poor.

by D. Biddy December 9, 2008

Jablinskified

Jack blacks online ID is jablisnkigames so a popular wide term Saying is get Jablinskified when you kill someone in a game. Popularised by Scameron (Mr moo moo and the OCE bombers)

Get Jablinskified you console pleb

by Will_Benyeet December 27, 2019

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

by moahmar March 21, 2012

Jablinski

The sexiest and most experienced gamer ever to exist.

Can also be used as a synonym for beast.

Judge: *To prosecutor* State your case.
Prosecutor: Mr. Timothy is here because he talked profanities about Jablinski. Would you like me to read some of them?
Judge: Go ahead.
Prosecutor: Ehm, "Jablinski is a trash YouTuber and an even more trash gamer"
Judge: Thank you. I find Mr. Timothy guilty, and sentence him to death.
Mr. Timothy: Wait wh-

Girl 1: Wow, I love Mark, he's so nice and he like defends everyone!
Girl 2: Ikr, he's such a jablinski.

by big_benis_nibba July 24, 2019

Jablonskied

When you drink so much alcohol you can't walk anymore.

Dude, you got so jablonskied last night we almost had to bring you home in a wheelchair!

by Bigdog7777 January 13, 2021

Jasinskied

This is when a man or a woman is blacked out drunk and is taken home to have sex with a casual encounter from the bar. The Jasinskier then proceeds to have sex with unsuspecting individual. Finishes and falls asleep immediately upon personal, not mutual orgasm. During sleep the Jasinskier will piss the bed, wake up in the morning and leave without a trace, besides the pissy bed of course.

I took this really drunk guy home last night and totally got Jasinskied!

by thejasinski September 30, 2010