h.o.d. 

head on demand (oral sex when requested )

H.o.d. is essential for a good relationship

h.o.d. by Sametris Landers/Laquisha Jefferson June 13, 2005

H.O.D 

Hop Of Dick

ayee niqqa can i cuff

me- l naw H.O.D bitch unless yu tryina suck a dick

H.O.D by 115885084634318631 May 5, 2011

T.H.O.D. 

T.H.O.D. "The House of Ders" was created in 2006 would soon rise to become a pinnacle of Pittsford's party life. This venue has risen to be the most influential party-haven in history where many paper towel songs, practice line-outs, noteworthy pong shots, and drunken sexual encounters have taken place. Overall, the people involved in this spot wouldn't soon forget the memories they had within.

hot girl one: i'm so glad we came out to T.H.O.D. tonight
hot girl two: yeah duh!
hot girl twenty: Um what else would we do? This place is the best!

T.H.O.D. by An0riginal December 19, 2009

I.H.O.D.

Depending on who you are referring it to, it has several meanings. For males it it used to call one a faggot, homo, flammer, or queer. For females it is to call one a slut, hoe, tramp, skank, and the list goes on.
ie. International House of Dicks.

Your mom is such a fucking I.H.O.D. I saw her on tampabaybukake.com!

I swear your brother is an I.H.O.D. 'cuz he keeps checking out my package!

I.H.O.D. by Dropinonmypipe August 21, 2008

H.O.M.D 

it's an acronym it stands for Hop Off My Dick.

why didnt you get her number?

H.O.M.D!!

H.O.M.D by acronym queen November 3, 2009

H.O.O.W.D. 

Hung Over On Wedding Day

The groom is H.O.O.W.D. since he drank too many shots at the bar the night before the wedding.

H.O.O.W.D. by Two Dollar November 19, 2011

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022