hod

Abbreviation for hall of depression. Was HOD, then HoD, now hod.

Person 1: "Don't go into hod please."
Person 2: -no answer-
Person 1: "Too late"

by ZeJohn November 12, 2010

hod

A stupid bitch. She's literally a crackhead and will do anything to get what she wants.

She's such a hod. Look how dumb she looks

by uglypeep June 12, 2020

hod

Acronym for "High On Drugs."

Hods usually have a beer belly, red eyes and are prone to disc golf. They are harmless.

by SpikeCTE May 4, 2006

hod

queer way of saying "hard"... Often used by rockers who rawk hod (rock hard).

My friend just went off to rawk hod.

by Evil-Supereme-Mega-Being Jr. September 30, 2003

HOD

Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.

Used like AFK or BRB.

Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.

Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.

by Koltov&Hordie May 12, 2013

Hod-Hod

A posh 'hello', most commonly used to greet people at the door... Very common phrase in Southern England and the Midlands. Can also be used as a 'Thank you and see you again soon' however this is not so common...

Just went out to tea with my family... Just had a quick Hod-Hod with the dog before we left...

by M3ga Bea5t September 30, 2020

Hod

Head of dick

Man the jerk is a real hod... ha’d

by Hod master April 24, 2018