H.D.O.C

Hottest Dad on Campus.

Can be pronounced as h doc

Girl 1: "Who's that buff guy"
Girl 2: "That's my Dad"
Girl 1: "Phwarr he's the H.D.O.C"

by The H.D.O.C June 7, 2018

D.O.U.C.H.E. Party

Dumbasses Outside Useless Churches Hosting Events

A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.

"So I was driving down the street today when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."

Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."

by D Peezy Fo Sheezy November 1, 2010

C.D.O.H

Noun, abbreviation of "Caged Dog On Heat", which is used to define someone who persistently follows members of the sex to which they are attracted around in order to attempt to have sex with them. Imagine a female dog, on heat, locked in a cage, with several male dogs outside, just waiting for a chance to get her sex. The C.D.O.H acts in a similar way and will follow their desired ones around, flirting outrageously and annoyingly, often in other people's faces. Sometimes acts in such a way with a girl he knows a friend likes.

The full "caged dog on heat" can be used, however C.D.O.H is more covert.

Often preceded with an extra initial which further defines them.

"Man, *guys name* is all over *girls name* again, he's such a C.D.O.H."

"Man I swear, *guy* proper wants some sex, he's all over the girls. He's acting like a caged dog on heat."

"That guy is an G.C.D.O.H (ginger caged dog on heat)."

by SMC Hull December 12, 2007

H.O.C.D

(pronounced Hoe-cee-dee) Hoe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder- when it is difficult to control one's desire to be a hoe to a point that it almost (or does) becomes obsessive.

My H.O.C.D has been acting up since this fine dude from Instagram started messaging me.

by Ricewithbroccli February 8, 2019

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

by HaltMan May 22, 2025