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An acronym for Hand, Ass, Slap. Its use is similar to the more traditional ASS stamp. It contains the equally as popular "hand" and "slap". One must really screw up to get the H.A.S. This is a demoralizing and embarassing thing for any person to receive.
B-Rad: I just got elected to that National Youth Leadership Conference...no big deal.

Pope: H.A.S.!
H.A.S. by Captain Fox April 24, 2010
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Hot as shit. also can be typed as has.
Timmy: daaaaammmnnn that girl is so H.A.S
H.A.S by biddiestat November 13, 2011
1. Hardcore Anal Sex
(A group of words used to make a small amusing phrase to be said when the time permits it not to be taking serious.)
2. Hardcore Anthony Stevens
(A fake unbelieveable name used to keep #1 hidden from others only to leave they guessing what it really means.)
Friend 1-Dude!!! Have you seen her ass?!
Me-No, why?
Friend 2-I have... I want to bury my face in it.
Me-???
Friend 1-I wanna put it in her poopier!
Friend 2-Ewww... You just now kinda ruined it. (-_-)
Me-H.A.S! *Lmfao*
Friend 1&2-Huh?
Me-HARDCORE ANAL SEX!!!!
Friend 1&2-xDied insidex *ROFLMFAO*

Teacher-What did you just say young man?!?!
Student-H.A.S
Teacher-H.A.S?
Student-Yea... Hardcore Anthony Stevens
Teacher-Whos that...?
Student-I don't know... ;D
H.A.S by Derugen November 25, 2007
Stands for hyper actively sociable. Means to be Turned on or Flirty.
"Man that girl makes me H.A.S.
H.A.S. by Ajedorno February 1, 2009
high as shit or H.A.S I when your extremely baked on some good dank
JON: yo you high yet
ZION: nigga im past that im H.A.S
JON: me to hahaha
H.A.S by nigajon February 21, 2014
Stan: I can't sleep lately.

Rob: Don't use your phone before bed.

Stan: ok, I'll just sit there and think about how lonely I am until I get suicidal. Don't H.A.S. me bro!
H.A.S. by Honeybadger1975 October 1, 2018
It stands for "Head Amputation Service".
It is a place where people get executed.
Prisoner 1: "where is tom?"
Prisoner 2: "He went to H.A.S.
Prisoner 1 & 2: "R.I.P."
H.A.S. by roblox_player13 October 10, 2019
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