7 definitions by Captain Fox

ASS Stamp

A large red stamp with the word "ASS" on it. The ass stamp can be given to anyone who is being an ass.

Drew: Get off the games Gregory
Gregory: I'm not on games
(Gregory was on games)
Dave: Wasn't Greg playing games?
Drew: Yeah, he gets the ASS Stamp on that one...

by Captain Fox November 2, 2009

burlstache

Half of a mustache. Some may consider this bad hygiene while other consider it fashionable. Probably started by a young man who had an accident while shaving for the first time. Some consider the burlstache a myth.

Jim: Hey Dan I think you missed a spot

Dan: Nah man I'm just rockin the burlstache

by Captain Fox August 4, 2010

meat

n.) the male sex organ v.) to have sex with

Sister: Hey Brad, I want you to meet my new friend Ashley

Brad: Sounds good. I'd love to meat her

by Captain Fox January 18, 2012

going to Daves

Slang term for going to a freind's house to get blazed on hippie lettuce. This friend may or may not exist.

Travis: Hey guys I gotta go

Jake: Where ya going Travis

Travis: I'm going to Daves to hang out for a while

by Captain Fox October 27, 2009

H.A.S.

An acronym for Hand, Ass, Slap. Its use is similar to the more traditional ASS stamp. It contains the equally as popular "hand" and "slap". One must really screw up to get the H.A.S. This is a demoralizing and embarassing thing for any person to receive.

B-Rad: I just got elected to that National Youth Leadership Conference...no big deal.

Pope: H.A.S.!

by Captain Fox April 24, 2010

hit the pipe then lay it

to smoke marijuana then proceed to have sex

Johnny: I'm gonna be up all night. How much more studying do you have to do Gary?

Gary: I'm done. I think I'm gonna head back to the apartment, hit the pipe then lay it.

by Captain Fox October 8, 2011

chode chowdown

a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances

Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.

Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!

Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.

Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown

by Captain Fox October 10, 2011