(Verb): To tell a tall tale or story, usually involving meeting celebrities or drunken antics. (Hassing, Hassed)
(Noun): Someone who is actually ridiculous enough that one would believe his stories.
(Verb): "Bro, I was so drunk at that club that I beat up a bouncer and snuck backstage to meet Big Crit."

Bro: "Naw man, stop hassing me"

(Noun): "I thought you hassed me about Big Crit, but then i remembered that time you jumped up on stage with Big Sean, your such a Hass."
by straightbro July 11, 2011
An abbreviation for "Hot ass". Used as a slightly sexist but positive comment, it's not something you tell to someone’s face but rather to your mates when observing a really nice-looking piece of ass.
God-dame! Guys/girls, look at that hass
by Anon2anyone April 26, 2007
The name or classification for a ripped and overly homosexual action or person. Calling someone a "Hass" is both highly critical and highly positive. By calling someone Hass, you are aknowledging their excpetional muscular abs as well at their unique weirdness. Hass' are very intimdate creatures. They masturbate frequently.
Hass, your so ripped

DO IT TO ME HASS
by meah April 28, 2006
-noun
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.

2. A hopeless social retard.

3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.

Also see: Fucktard

-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.

2. To fail utterly.
1. That friggin hasse just cliff clavin'd me.

2. Why isn't this done yet? Oh, someone hassed it up.
by Marked 4 Deletion April 5, 2010
Hass is a what you call your closest friends and an abbreviation for "horse" despite that fact that no one actually calls their close friends "horse". Your hasses are your combadres, the ones you call when you brawl or have only a limited amount of meats or beers to share. When a pal walks into a party and yells "HASS!!" and you turn around to a bear-hug you know you are offically "hasses."
"Hass, you slam that Pi Phi last night?" - M.P.
"Untill my dick fell off, hass!." A.S.
by Loul December 10, 2006