H-A-D 

High
And
Drunk
H.A.D

i showed up late...drunk/high...played...and got H-A-D all over AGAIN

H-A-D by Thrasherjesuschrist June 22, 2008

h.a.d.

h.a.d. headwear produces multifunctional bandanas that can be used as a cap, desert scarf, headband, scarf, hairnod etc.

They come in many different colors and patterns and were used mostly by race drivers. It has now become a trend to wear them everywhere.

I love my h.a.d. The pattern is called Impression

it's so cold outside, I'm gonna head back inside to get my h.a.d.

h.a.d. by AlleyHoop January 7, 2010

h.a.d 

hump and dump.

"hey are you and jenna going out?" "nah man shes a h.a.d"

h.a.d by sean and tanner October 9, 2012

H.A.D.

H.A.D.(High Altitude Drop). This is when a man stands over the hips of a person and masturbates until he ejaculates all over the person.

"Dude last night I wore her out so much, I just did a H.A.D."

H.A.D. by fugoofish420 May 19, 2010

H.A.D 

Hard
Ass
Dick

The male version of WAP aka Wet Ass Pussy

Girl 1: Whats wrong with you girl, why you limping?
Girl 2:Nothing, Jason gave me some H.A.D last night
Girl 1: I need some of that.

H.A.D by UnLitNewPort August 26, 2020

H.A.D.E.S 

A slang definition used in the game app Army Men Strike (AMS) to denote people that are complete morons and were born with a micro penis.

Player 1: Why is this guy's problem?
Player 2: look at his name he is a H.A.D.E.S
Player 1: That explains why he is an over compensating idiot

H.A.D.E.S by Dogberto November 8, 2018

C.H.A.D 

A girl who is a total bitch. People hate her and she has no friends. She plays soccer and is often talked about behind her back.

"OMGOSH C.H.A.D"

C.H.A.D by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk June 14, 2009