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Hard
Ass
Dick

The male version of WAP aka Wet Ass Pussy
Girl 1: Whats wrong with you girl, why you limping?
Girl 2:Nothing, Jason gave me some H.A.D last night
Girl 1: I need some of that.
H.A.D by UnLitNewPort August 26, 2020
High
And
Drunk
H.A.D
i showed up late...drunk/high...played...and got H-A-D all over AGAIN
H-A-D by Thrasherjesuschrist June 22, 2008
h.a.d. headwear produces multifunctional bandanas that can be used as a cap, desert scarf, headband, scarf, hairnod etc.

They come in many different colors and patterns and were used mostly by race drivers. It has now become a trend to wear them everywhere.
I love my h.a.d. The pattern is called Impression

it's so cold outside, I'm gonna head back inside to get my h.a.d.
h.a.d. by AlleyHoop January 7, 2010
H.A.D.(High Altitude Drop). This is when a man stands over the hips of a person and masturbates until he ejaculates all over the person.
"Dude last night I wore her out so much, I just did a H.A.D."
H.A.D. by fugoofish420 May 19, 2010

H.A.D.E.S 

A slang definition used in the game app Army Men Strike (AMS) to denote people that are complete morons and were born with a micro penis.
Player 1: Why is this guy's problem?
Player 2: look at his name he is a H.A.D.E.S
Player 1: That explains why he is an over compensating idiot
H.A.D.E.S by Dogberto November 8, 2018
A girl who is a total bitch. People hate her and she has no friends. She plays soccer and is often talked about behind her back.
"OMGOSH C.H.A.D"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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