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Hard
Ass
Dick

The male version of WAP aka Wet Ass Pussy
Girl 1: Whats wrong with you girl, why you limping?
Girl 2:Nothing, Jason gave me some H.A.D last night
Girl 1: I need some of that.
H.A.D by UnLitNewPort August 26, 2020
High
And
Drunk
H.A.D
i showed up late...drunk/high...played...and got H-A-D all over AGAIN
H-A-D by Thrasherjesuschrist June 22, 2008
h.a.d. headwear produces multifunctional bandanas that can be used as a cap, desert scarf, headband, scarf, hairnod etc.

They come in many different colors and patterns and were used mostly by race drivers. It has now become a trend to wear them everywhere.
I love my h.a.d. The pattern is called Impression

it's so cold outside, I'm gonna head back inside to get my h.a.d.
h.a.d. by AlleyHoop January 7, 2010
H.A.D.(High Altitude Drop). This is when a man stands over the hips of a person and masturbates until he ejaculates all over the person.
"Dude last night I wore her out so much, I just did a H.A.D."
H.A.D. by fugoofish420 May 19, 2010

H.A.D.E.S 

A slang definition used in the game app Army Men Strike (AMS) to denote people that are complete morons and were born with a micro penis.
Player 1: Why is this guy's problem?
Player 2: look at his name he is a H.A.D.E.S
Player 1: That explains why he is an over compensating idiot
H.A.D.E.S by Dogberto November 8, 2018
A girl who is a total bitch. People hate her and she has no friends. She plays soccer and is often talked about behind her back.
"OMGOSH C.H.A.D"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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