hænt 

Adj. A person, thing, or action that is so absurdly lame, small, or puny that you almost feel sorry for it.

Poor Hawkeye, his hænt attempt at suicide by trying to choke on a severed dog penis really makes me want to invite him out to the bar with us. But, I'm not going to.

hænt by gar4ett February 15, 2007

Hanta Sero 

The best member of the bakusquad. A tall boy with weird elbows, who can shoot tape out of them. A character from My Hero Academia.

“Hey may be a tape dispenser, but I still love him.”
“Who are you talking about?”
“Hanta Sero!”

Hanta Sero by 母 June 21, 2019

National Hentai Day 

May 6th we appreciate the art if hentai by sharing with other

Yo you ready to celebrate national Hentai day

National Hentai Day by Shadow9Rose May 6, 2019

Wholesome Hentai 

The best thing that humanity has ever created.

Hentai is a genre of anime/manga that involves pornographic content.
Wholesome hentai is a hentai with a heartwarming plot.

Weeb 1: I just read a really fucked up hentai, it scarred me.
Weeb 2: Go read some wholesome hentai on r/wholesehentai, that might cure you.

Wholesome Hentai by Bubblebody October 12, 2020

Haunted House 

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.

"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"

Haunted House by Pokonno December 12, 2021

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

Haunted pussy 

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

Haunted pussy by jbras November 19, 2019