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Definitions by gar4ett

New york Snowball 

A variation of the infamous snowball;

When having anal sex, you ejaculate into your partner's anus, suck the semen/feces mix into your mouth, and spit it back into their mouth.
I convinced my girl to give me a snowball but, since she doesn't like the taste of her own shit, she wasn't ready to take it to the next level with the New York Snowball.
New york Snowball by gar4ett April 4, 2009

tül shed 

1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate
G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed
tül shed by gar4ett December 14, 2008
shortened form of "my myspace page"
What is all of this random crap on your page? You should check out myspage, it is much cleaner.
myspage by gar4ett April 2, 2008
Were Wolf I'd Like to Fuck
Wow, this is a great monster movie!!
Yeah, that's one WWILF attacking the village.
WWILF by gar4ett June 11, 2007

tül shed 

n (tool shed)
1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed
tül shed by gar4ett February 16, 2007
Adj. A person, thing, or action that is so absurdly lame, small, or puny that you almost feel sorry for it.
Poor Hawkeye, his hænt attempt at suicide by trying to choke on a severed dog penis really makes me want to invite him out to the bar with us. But, I'm not going to.
hænt by gar4ett February 15, 2007