6 definitions by gar4ett
n (tool shed)
1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
by gar4ett February 15, 2007
1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate
2: A pet name for a bandmate
by gar4ett February 13, 2007
by gar4ett April 2, 2008
Adj. A person, thing, or action that is so absurdly lame, small, or puny that you almost feel sorry for it.
Poor Hawkeye, his hænt attempt at suicide by trying to choke on a severed dog penis really makes me want to invite him out to the bar with us. But, I'm not going to.
by gar4ett February 14, 2007
by gar4ett May 24, 2007
A variation of the infamous snowball;
When having anal sex, you ejaculate into your partner's anus, suck the semen/feces mix into your mouth, and spit it back into their mouth.
When having anal sex, you ejaculate into your partner's anus, suck the semen/feces mix into your mouth, and spit it back into their mouth.
I convinced my girl to give me a snowball but, since she doesn't like the taste of her own shit, she wasn't ready to take it to the next level with the New York Snowball.
by gar4ett April 4, 2009