gar4ett's definitions

hænt

Adj. A person, thing, or action that is so absurdly lame, small, or puny that you almost feel sorry for it.

Poor Hawkeye, his hænt attempt at suicide by trying to choke on a severed dog penis really makes me want to invite him out to the bar with us. But, I'm not going to.

by gar4ett February 15, 2007

tül shed

n (tool shed)
1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

by gar4ett February 16, 2007

New york Snowball

A variation of the infamous snowball;

When having anal sex, you ejaculate into your partner's anus, suck the semen/feces mix into your mouth, and spit it back into their mouth.

I convinced my girl to give me a snowball but, since she doesn't like the taste of her own shit, she wasn't ready to take it to the next level with the New York Snowball.

by gar4ett April 4, 2009

myspage

shortened form of "my myspace page"

What is all of this random crap on your page? You should check out myspage, it is much cleaner.

by gar4ett April 2, 2008

WWILF

Were Wolf I'd Like to Fuck

Wow, this is a great monster movie!!
Yeah, that's one WWILF attacking the village.

by gar4ett June 11, 2007

tül shed

1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

by gar4ett December 14, 2008