When you urinate so
hard that your genitals
get hemorrhoids. It's mostly just in the urethra, however it can impact the interior of the vagina gland. Extremely
deadly. Excrutiatingly painful.
Dude 1: Man, I pissed so fucking hard today that I think I've developed Groids.
Dude 2: Holy shit bro, you're gonna die.
Father: Son, I think it's time I had a talk with you about the dangers of relieving oneself too forcefully. I want to talk to you about Groids.
Son: Awww,
dad, I learned about Groids in the 2nd grade when I first really started experimenting with sniffing model glue.
Dad: Get out of my home!