pornstitute's definitions

Youthanize

To hit a Sumerian in the back of the neck with a needle full of a strange solution forcing them to shed and become a child again.

He hit him point blank in the back of the neck to youthanize him.

by pornstitute March 15, 2023

Amber Rose

Prolapsed anus (as heard in the comedy of "The Black Jester").

The Black Jester told a joke "What's an amber rose, sounds like prolapsed anus," as he jokes about the slut walk.

by pornstitute December 2, 2022

Hawk Tuah

In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.

Hawk Tuah is once again on another podcast and both parties have no idea why.

by pornstitute August 5, 2024

Cuomosexual

Someone who is sexually excited by the idea of being aggressively sexual harassed.

The cuomosexual thought day and night about being pinned to a wall, kissed and fondled, trembling in fear.

by pornstitute June 21, 2022

Down To Clown

Planning to rape a child.

That dude near the ball pit looks Down to Clown.

by pornstitute October 24, 2023

YoYo Moralist

A person who does some shitty things til it weakens him too long, and bounces back a while doing the right or no-wrong until they feel up to doing shitty things again.
Moral bet hedging.

The YoYo Moralist hedged his bets with a weak of clean living.

by pornstitute October 19, 2023

gyroid

A reference to Animal Crossing used in a Vancouver Municipal Election as a point about funding things voluntarily. To voluntarily fund public projects. Taxless project funding.

Want it funded, put a gyroid on it.

by pornstitute July 15, 2021