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nuancer

A person who constantly gets the definition of nuance wrong, a frequent mistake lately, as people use a Thesaurus to approximate definitions to look smarter than they are. Nuance being a "subtle change" with no time based tense, since it's movement in time itself. Some seem to define it to themselves because they see the word new in it. Could be used to define any frequent word misuse.

Tim Pool is a nuancer. That nuancer just said nuanced, that's a past tense, there is no tense.

by pornstitute November 14, 2019

Rhinotarian

A libertarian with a sense of humor. A libertarian Comedian. Inclined to Free Speech action. Based on the Rhino Party as blended with the Libertarian Party, Vancouver-East in 2019's libertarian party had a Comedian and Rhino member, and there are US examples such as Vermin Supreme. PJ O'Rourke. Trey Parker/Matt Stone.

That Rhinotarian's campaign promises free ponies.

by pornstitute November 14, 2019

heyboy

Hard working Asian Minority treated as a leach in Social Justice circles, in relation to darker minorities. Also could use heygirl. Both a back reference to "Have Gun May Travel."

New York wants to toss a heyboy out of college.

by pornstitute November 14, 2019

bullhorn

It's like bullshit, but you can say it to woke activism. If someone wants or bans clapping but are okay with shouting down and bull horning to drown out voices, essentially bullshit meets hypocrite. To Bullhorn, is to do things like banning clapping for anxiety sake, and then bullhorn or shout down. To be a bullhorn, your a person who champions social justice and the safety of the anxious as well as inflicting damage to the anxious in the name of that cause. Used as "Blowing your own Bullhorn" is perfectly fine, when a person is proud of their have your cake and eat it to views.

The Democratic Socialists are Bullhorns. Democratic Socialists just Bullhorn every chance they get. He's Blowing his own bullhorn.

by pornstitute November 14, 2019

Snoped

When someone takes your satire or joke too seriously. Like literal truth and tries or demands a fact check, even complains about the errors.

Huffinglue Post was Snoped!

by pornstitute November 28, 2019

Pornstitution

Well Pornocracy is a term referring to political corruption and it’s blended with part of the prostitution. A condemnation of large oppressive states. Originates with a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate, and Comedian's, Political website, used to mock himself.

His policies are vague empty promises designed for the sake of hiring his buddies, it's nothing more than pornstitution.

by pornstitute April 6, 2019

laundromat

Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.

"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."

by pornstitute October 12, 2019