Election

Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.

That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.

by Ed Diroll January 24, 2007

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Election

A cultural event indigenous to New Hampshire.

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.

by Granite State November 03, 2009

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Japanese for erection

In private areas elections are held every morning

by Frugal Jerk May 06, 2019

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A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us. Not every Confederate statue that was removed was a slaveowners, the enlisted members of the Confederate military were just regular poor or middle class guys who went into the military to fight someone else's war, they weren't fighting to support slavery, the South was their home. Removing a statue because it was a Confederate is as ignorant as removing a statue because it's a statue of a black guy. Civil rights leaders weren't perfect people either, they were as human as anybody else (and as inhuman as anybody else).

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020

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