election 

a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals

Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart

election by rawr rawr rawr December 31, 2009

election 

The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.

"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"

election by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009

election 

Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang

Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?

election by m_kitsune June 15, 2004

Election 

Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.

That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.

Election by Ed Diroll January 27, 2007

election 

A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.

Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

election by DrIdiot August 31, 2004

Election 

A cultural event indigenous to New Hampshire.

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.

Election by Granite State November 3, 2009

election 

A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."

This electionis a waste of time.

election by Nezbit-the-cat January 30, 2005