The aftermath of a night of moderate drinking, then deciding it is necessary to eat a gyro in order to drive home safely… which has the effect of tasting that for the next ½ of a day after you wake up, whether slightly still drunk, hungover, or stone sober.
guy 1: i'll have a water.
guy 2: i'll have a PBR.
guy 1: dude, its 10am!
guy 2: sorry bro, got the gyro effect from last night. need to get the lamb and a nasty chick taste out of my mouth.
Gyro is an Italian man who practically is the main character in JoJo part 7: Steel ball run. Gyro used to work as a doctor and fucked his female patients behind his fathers back, and is now helping a cripple named Johnny Joestar who is in fact a dickhead
It’s part of the legendary phrase used by Johnny Joestar, to kill the 23rd President in Steel Ball Run.
Tusk: CHUMIMIIIN!!! *rips open love train* ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-
Johnny Joestar: hontoni, hontoni, nande dore ma no ichi... Arigato... Gyro.
*valentine fucking dies*