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When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...
me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual
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by ilikegreendick February 21, 2017
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A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green
Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL
by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017
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Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.
Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)
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by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017
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Somebody, (mostly tall blonde weirdos named Matthew) who is sexually attracted to the colour green
Matthew! why the hell did you think it was a good idea to masturbate to our classrooms showing of how the grinch stole Christmas!!.......(sigh) you stupid gyrosexual
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A person with the strange sexual attraction to people, things, animals of the colour green
Matthew, you can't shove a green marker up your asshole. YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL
by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017
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A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and
MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.
by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017
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