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Gandalf the cat 

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok
Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
Gandalf the cat by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023
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Gyanna is a beautiful girl who seems very innocent and sweet. Which she is, but has her own little dirty secrets. She's very independent and keeps her circle small but, she loves talking to people. She's very quiet and shy unless she's with people she's comfortable with. She acts wild and can never stop laughing. She has a gorgeous, charming smile almost contagious. She isn't confident but isn't insecure. She can really hate people but when it comes to loved ones, she's down for them.
Kim: Hey where's Gyanna?
Gyanna: Oh hey Kim, what do you need?
Gyanna by Glm120 September 2, 2017

Dirty Gandalf 

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf 

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Grandad Erector 

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.
"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."
Grandad Erector by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
A chance or guess that you take with something important. If you have ever guessed on a test, or just lied to your family or friends, congratulation you have taken a gandar!
James: Hey man let’s go do drugs
David: nah man that sounds bad
James: Lets take a gandar
David: oh ok!
Gandar by Gandar Boy January 28, 2021