gandalfed

To be denied access to somewhere or something. Derived from Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers where Gandalf proclaims "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

"Pete couldn't get in Sophbeck because he didn't have any ID so got gandalfed by the bouncer"

by Pedro the square January 18, 2009

gandalfed

The process of having been pentrated by a large staff or rod, cheifly with sexual connotations

My boyfriend Gandalfed me so hard last night.

by Chimbles2 January 3, 2008

gandalfed

when you are high as fuck

I just smoked a phat blunt and i am gandalfed as fuck right now.

by lil pharaoh March 26, 2019

Gandalfed

To be Gandalfed is to be blocked or stopped from passing

Hey Pete I tried to overtake you on the way home and you totally Gandalfed me!

"having my mate around on a night out is a real cock Gandalf"

by Wilsond December 23, 2013

Gandalfed

Getting a woman on her knees and ejaculating on her chin so it drips and looks like a beard

I took Kayleigh home and gandalfed her.

by stubblehead August 10, 2016

Gandalfed

When the car you're about to pass cuts over in front of you.

I can't believe that slow poke cut you off; you've been Gandalfed!

by ragamuffin941 August 3, 2011

gandalfed it

You have to drop a deuce so bad you're looking for a public restroom. As you deuce-walk around a store looking for one a powerful contraction overwhelms you. You stop in your tracks and grab a shelf to brace yourself. You feel certain that you're going to lose this battle and ruin your pants. Just as the deuce is crowning you reach down deep finding willpower and sphinctoral strength you never knew you possessed. Shaking and sweating you grit your teeth and say "YOU...SHALL NOT...PAAASS!" sending the deuce back from whence it came.

You have gandalfed it.
You gain 122 xp.
You gain 1 rank in Sphinctoral Control.

That Port-a-john was nasty but I had already gandalfed it twice so I did what i had to do.

Gandalf it bro, only a mile to the rest area.

by Gurusmurf August 22, 2017