gwedge 

noun: A human being of any age that eats until he or she passes out or falls into a food coma. Also someone who eats uncontrollably.
verb: to eat uncontrollably or to eat until passing out or falling into a food coma; to eat a large amount in one sitting

She's such a gwedge - don't invite her to the party or she'll eat all your food. (noun usage)
I'm so hungry I could die - I might as well go home and gwedge myself into a coma. (verb usage)

gwedge by Timogen February 3, 2010

Gedge 

(verb)
1. To cause embarrassment to oneself by continuously trying to call someone after a night out

2. To cause embarrassment to oneself by persuading someone else to call a particular person on your behalf during a night out

You wouldn't believe who did a gedge last night.

Things got a bit weird after she kept doing a gedge on me.

Gedge by MrA January 12, 2009

Gedge 

Term used by Northern English Ravers to describe perspiration that collects between the buttocks.

so much gedge - I need to get out of these pants

Gedge by closely observed trains August 18, 2010

gwadge 

1. The female genetalia.
2. A complete dickhead.

Gwadge is ace.
Dave, stop being such a gwadge.

gwadge by vampire squid April 7, 2007

Gledge 

Jizz mixed with dirt. Usually found in parks or other public places of high hobo trafficking. May also be found in locals frequented by ugly college freshmen or in dormitories occupied by computer science majors who bathe infrequently.

If one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in his pants.

Aw man, I totally just stepped in some gledge!

Dude, that railing is covered in gledge!

It smells like dirt and bleach...we're in a park...must be gledge!

(While camping)

Dad: Hey son, where did you dig the shit hole?

Son: Just look for the pool of gledge, it's right next to it!

Gledge by doctus irratus January 4, 2011

Gedge 

A North of England word meaning an old man, fogey, bloke. The sort of chap you would see with a Woodbine out of his mouth, a crooked back and a dodgy mac.

Check out the old gedge with his flies undone!

Gedge by Mike Chapman December 4, 2003

Gedge 

Something/Someone horrible, disgusting, shit or with poor attributes.

Opposite of Dench or Peng

your feet smell well gedge

or

that bird you pulled was proper gedge

Gedge by Mista S March 18, 2012