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Verb; To Gurt

The act of ejaculating on a turtle
That Turtle is hurtin' for a gurtin'
Gurtin' by thegurtmeister1 March 4, 2010
Words you can keep
a horny midget who tends to be a gurtin who is hurtin for a squirtin. occasionally she can ride on rollercoasters, but not often.
That gurtin last night could stand up and give me a blow job.
gurtin by browntown6969 February 28, 2010
Related Words
gurtin Gurting gurkin Gurpin gustin Guertin gurtis gurvin guttin’ Gertin

grant gustin 

A dorky and amazing actor, and singer he can put a smile on your face within seconds
Grant Gustin is truly an amazing guy he means the world to me.
grant gustin by youraveragefangirl October 18, 2014

grant gustin 

the fastest man alive and hottest man alive
no explanation needed look up grant gustin and you'll be good
grant gustin by jalenegm234 January 3, 2017

Guttin’ out 

When you eat a particularly large meal and you have to unbutton AT LEAST the top button of your trousers due to your gut.
I cannot believe I ate that much, I am guttin’ out!

Bishop Guertin High School 

A private high school filled with white kids who pretend to be black. Basically a public school with a religion class. Almost guaranteed to be accepted into college if you go there. D1 even though there are only like 800 kids. Everyone knows each other. Hated on by outsiders
Yo what day is it today?
Day 4
What? I mean the day of the week.

Oh sorry I'm from Bishop Guertin High School
has a meme account, got his nuts smashed by a bowling ball, from russia, has a nuke
wow, thats a gutin!
gutin by CHing CHong LIng Tanng December 6, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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