gurtin

a horny midget who tends to be a gurtin who is hurtin for a squirtin. occasionally she can ride on rollercoasters, but not often.

That gurtin last night could stand up and give me a blow job.

by browntown6969 February 28, 2010

Gurtin'

Verb; To Gurt

The act of ejaculating on a turtle

That Turtle is hurtin' for a gurtin'

by thegurtmeister1 March 4, 2010