guntlers 

(noun) decorative tattoo (often tribal in design) applied to the cunt gut of an over-weight individual.

Man, check out that hog Dave is slobbering on - she has mighty guntlers.

guntlers by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

günthersexual 

Straight men, who are attracted to one single man - Günther.

Günther makes me have a boner, even though I am completely straight. Guess I am Günthersexual.

günthersexual by Temnota October 3, 2015

Guntersmik Breeple 

Is relative of Allah

Guntersmik Breeple is shreks great grandfather

Guntersmik Breeple by Hitler the suicide bomber April 9, 2019

Gunthers 

A term for the lymph nodes on the sides of your neck.

Patrick, "Hey Kevin, my lymph nodes have been swollen from the flu I caught. You can feel them, check it out"

Kevin, "Chill out man, stop messing with your Gunthers, you'll only inflame them worse.

Gunthers by PattyCakes June 10, 2013

Guntersville 

Beautiful, Lake Guntersville, AL.

NOT. A shithole full of retired old farts and people with too much money for a small town but too little for a big one.
Gossip defines this city; everyone knows everything about everyone.

Mother, "Honey, we're going to move to Lake Guntersville now that your father is making $90,000/year."
Child shoots themselves.

Guntersville by americanhoney201111 March 24, 2011

Günthersexual 

Being overwhelmingly attracted to the man Günther (singer). Regardless of previously defined male sexuality.

I was straight before I watched Günther's video. Now I feel Günthersexual.

Günthersexual by Loonyhog January 5, 2021

Günters Law 

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

Günters Law by Lampost88 April 19, 2022