Definitions by PattyCakes

Dusty spur

Going at it missionary style the man tosses flour in the woman's face, pulls out and hits her with a money shot, then yells yehaw as he thrusts his heel into her vagina.

Randy got drunk and gave his old lady the dusty spur behind the bar last night.

Dusty spur by Pattycakes June 12, 2018

porcelain jesus 

Any toilet in which one part takes in excretion.

Ex.

To shit or piss
To throw up

Fuck , did you see Rihanna sucking Charlie Sheens cock on the porcelain jesus? Dude got a blumpkin! LEGENDARY!

porcelain jesus by PattyCakes May 3, 2018

Lobster diving 

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.

Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.

Lobster diving by Pattycakes August 4, 2014

Gunthers 

A term for the lymph nodes on the sides of your neck.

Patrick, "Hey Kevin, my lymph nodes have been swollen from the flu I caught. You can feel them, check it out"

Kevin, "Chill out man, stop messing with your Gunthers, you'll only inflame them worse.

Gunthers by PattyCakes June 10, 2013

PORKBUTT 

a VERY large person (male or female, young or old).

After eating at the 24 hour buffet, Sally realised that she is indeed a true pork butt.

PORKBUTT by pattycakes July 28, 2005

monkeygirl 

A person who does not have a specific role at the office place, therefore does odd jobs, i.e: Filing, soda runs, faxing, making phone calls, etc.

Very mindless tasks.

Works for little (or no) pay.

Angela V. hates being the monkeygirl but that's just the way it has to be.

monkeygirl by pattycakes January 14, 2005

ABP 

A medical condition that affect the anus after consuming food. Acid Butt Piss. The poo is so runny it burns.

Del Taco gave me ABP all night long.

ABP by pattycakes January 14, 2005