Guntersville 

Beautiful, Lake Guntersville, AL.

NOT. A shithole full of retired old farts and people with too much money for a small town but too little for a big one.
Gossip defines this city; everyone knows everything about everyone.

Mother, "Honey, we're going to move to Lake Guntersville now that your father is making $90,000/year."
Child shoots themselves.

Guntersville by americanhoney201111 March 24, 2011

Huntersville, NC 

A wonderful town, less than 30 minutes from the heart of Charlotte, NC.
also very close to Lake Norman.
it was named #2 best place to live in the US one year by Forbes.
Birkdale is one of the its biggest attractions.
there is a great homeschool community. and the public schools are not too bad either.
many parks.

mall nearby
there is a Discovery Kid's Museum for children around 2-8yrs old.

a beautiful town, with historic houses.
yeah there are some rednecks, but that ok.

Guy: Have you heard of this place called Huntersville, NC???

Girl: OMG YES! It is so amazing! i love to walk around Birkdale and buy a bunch of stuff... and there is a mall too!!!!
why?

Guy: oh cuz i heard that the fishing is great on lake norman.

Huntersville, NC by CharlottelivesinHuntersville January 2, 2011

Huntersville, NC 

A small town beginning 15 minutes from downtown Charlotte. The perfect mix of small town suburban life and being close to a large city. The schools are always overcrowded. Hopewell is better than North Meck. Huntersville Cops do NOTHING except hide and try to catch people speeding. It's because Huntersville isn't high on crime.

Guy 1: You better slow your roll.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: This is Huntersville, NC. HPD will bust yo ass in a minute. They're bored and everywhere.

Huntersville, NC by disneygirlie April 6, 2011

Huntersville NC 

A poor shit hole left behind when Charlotte began to modernize. All the street lights still hang on ropes like the did when they were first fucking invented. There are no more than 2 schools that aren't over 250 years old. Its filled rednecks and soccer moms that can not afford the niceties of Charlotte. Most people have no driving skill whatsoever. Best known as the asshole of North Carolina, Always missing any kind of good weather. Everything here looks and smells as ridiculously ancient as it is. Most people are old, rude or some combo of the two. Most people under the age of 19 that have lived in this cock munch of a town end up running away from it before they are legal to do so. Hardest thing to find is someone that looks like they have showered within the last few weeks. And that doesn't have a pony-tail.

I would rather shit a chicken than live in or around huntersville NC.

Huntersville NC by pøøperscooper March 18, 2009