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Shit on the Brain, when someone is sick and presents with symptoms that are flu or cold like then you simply tell them, they have Gumpsy. They have no idea what Gumpsy is, but you sure do!
Sally called in sick today, I think she has Gumpsy
gumpsy by G&H April 25, 2014
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Up the Gumpstump 

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!
Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!
Up the Gumpstump by *echo* July 7, 2010
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gumpy little geck 

Something you call someone who says something completely ridiculous.
" Looking good Ben"
" Justine you're a gumpy little geck!"
gumpy little geck by Justineiscool October 14, 2013
It’s Gumpty! I love her, what a nice cat
Gumpty by puppy.exe June 24, 2021

Gumpytickle 

(Noun): Gumpytickle is the name for the most gorgeous little girl in the world.

She is smart, has eyes that pierce right through you and most of all... she loves to bite! Laptops, teddy bears and noses; yes Gumpytickle as cute as she may seem is a baby ninja.
Reem is such a little Gumpytickle.
Gumpytickle by Ser3ndipity January 24, 2011

Gumpshun 

quick-witted, smart mouthed, wise ass etc.
"My Grandmama used to say 'boy you got gumpshun' " -- Big K.R.I.T
Gumpshun by Misshoneyblunts October 5, 2010
A slow moving, clumsy, uncordinated, person,sometimes, obese and or chubby
Caleb Harley is gumpy
gumpy by Bill Dabbert January 10, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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