gumpster

A park bench. In the popular movie, "Forrest Gump," he's seen sitting on a park bench, passing out words of wisdom.

A park bench where some old fart or village idiot sits all day and tells stories or gives his/her opinion on everything.

by Tom Griffith January 31, 2004

Gumpster

A person with a big fucking asshole and loves geometry books. Also talks about how he would never date a bisexual female but looks up lesbians kissing on YouTube. He supports people that are in the kkk. (You can’t yell fire in a crowded building, but racism is ok type of person).

Andrew Tate: Did you see Tyler?

Skulleb, Alex, and Palmer: Yea he’s such a Gumpster. I saw him curbstomp that bisexual thot in the Walmart parking lot!!!!!!

by Gumptruck ultramodern September 24, 2022

gumpster bean

jude with gump

kate: ooo jude is gumpy
frankie: ooo yes hes the biggest gumpster bean

by anonymous April 6, 2024

grumpster

n. similar to dumpster, but instead where happiness goes to die
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity

MD is a grumpster because he will suck all your happiness away.

by JitteryJoe July 27, 2008

grumpster

Grumpy hamster. A term of endearment for a moody person.

My boy is such a grumpster!

by shaeristina June 8, 2017

gimpster

A super wanker with a alter personality. A extreme hypercondriac and a compulsive liar.

Man i was talking with this gimpster about the snow out west and you wouldn't believe the things he told me. He told me he goes prairie dog fishing. That guy has a serious alter personality disorder.

by ---- PDF ---- June 30, 2009

Gumpter

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006